Dear Introvert girls: Please join OkCupid

Otherwise I will die alone. Then, I will turn into a ghost and will destroy every book on this blue planet along with coffee/tea and chair & sofa. You know what I mean. You also need to make a move too.Because I can’t come inside your room to meet you, can I ? Your sacred palace guarded by Z+ security. Well, I CAN break it for YOU. But let’s try civilized way first. Ok then,  see you on other side. Yes , I could tell.