THE WOMANIZER !

A womanizer is a man who always seems to have a new girlfriend, and who has no hesitation about starting up a new relationship before he’s ended the last one. Usually, these relationships are sexual and don’t last long.

I am virgin of 27 years old. I announce here that I will not waste time chasing perfect serendipitous love rather I would be trying to become A WOMANIZER.  I realised the real love is not for virgin. Sex is for virgins.

I wasted 12 years of my sex life ! Holy CRAPPY FUCK !

So , no more love crap. I am going to recover those 12 years . Hell yeah ! My plan doesn’t start in here this third world crap. As soon as I land in states , I will start the game. Barney give me blessing ! I might as well meet that dude.

You might say but dude you are ugly also still virgin . I heard alright. Art of seduction is a skill that can be learned. And I am god damn fucking good at learning.  This is happening. I am happy with my new goal. It is going to be Legen…………wait for it ………

 

My lust for American TV shows

I have no idea how you guys focus on work when so much great TV shows running /used to running on TV. America has been producing world class for ages now. I am glad that I am capable to understand English language. I am going to tell you current status of my viewing. I would have watched all of them by now. BUT I am trapped HERE in India where internet speed is thing of future & Netflix doesn’t believe in equality.  By the way , Indian TV shows are not worth of watching except few. I can’t even relate to them . So much BULLSHIT after BULLSHIT.  Any way I no longer watch channels from India.

  1.  Suits – Completed till Season 5 & now S6 has already started but can’t watch.
  2. Friends–  I have few episodes from random seasons. But I would like to complete this one in one go. Sadly Netflix didn’t have it when I was in Germany.
  3. Two and a half men– I have till Season 5 . All watched. I want to watch one more before Charlie left.
  4. Lost– Completed . Might watch again.
  5. How I Met Your Mother– Completed. Will be watching this again & again till I die
  6. The Big Bang Theory– Completed till Season 9 . Waiting for Season 10 , 11 … infinity .
  7. White Collar – Season 2 completed . Four more to go.
  8. The Mentalist – Watched 20 odd episodes here & there. Need to start again till Season 7 end. Must find Red John . Revenge folks.
  9. Person of Interest –  Shame on Fox for cancelling the show. Till Season 4 completed. Got addicted to Root. Must finish Season 5 & hope for miracle in the form Season 6
  10. Prison Break– Unique bonding between brothers. Become part of family. Miss Sara.Season 3 completed . Must watch season 4 and wait for season 5. Brothers are back. Hello T-bag !
  11. House of cards– Completed . Waiting for REAL action this November .

God Bless United States of America !

 

One more thing , you can suggest me more as you can see my likes. Appreciate it. I don’t want to miss out.

Serendipity :One more reason to go USA !

Okay. Listen folks. It is about her. The girl I met in Summer 69. No no ! I think it was Summer of 2013. You can see that post somewhere in my blog. I have uploaded her picture and if she sees it then she is going to kill me for sure. Shh.. please don’t tell her. Anyway yesterday I visited her profile after long time, and guess what I saw She moved to Texas.

Texas ! Can you believe that?

As you know I have been planning to move USA last 3-4 years , but no luck. Without Rich dad , it is not easy. But I am not giving up though I am aging .  I don’t know why she went there, but my best guess is for Master education .  And the worst case is she married to NRI.In that case , this blog is waste of time. But let’s hope that is not the case.

Did you know the movies serendipity ? **Spoiler alert** How she writes her number on the book and finally that book reaches to the guy when he was about to get married to another girl. I love that movie. It feels right. That kind of story is worth living.  So, I assume she is not gonna get married next  2 years. Plus 6 months to find a job. 30 months that’s it.

30 months for My Serendipity in USA !

Actually I told her in EMAIL that I won’t disturb her unless she wants me to.  By the way that was an epic story. Let me know if you want hear it.  So I can’t contact her directly.  Via universe is possible. Via Law Of attraction in possible. Also, I will be here in India till mid 2017 in worst case. I hope till then She doesn’t fall in love with White boy. Which is less likely than other way around because she LOOKS like Angel.  Any way , I can’t control that I hope she will Single when we Seredipitically meet.  And my relationship status, don’t worry it has not changed since 1988 when I was born. So , of course I will be single.

Do me a favor if you have direct connection with God ,please pray for me. Thanks.

 

Unfollow Me

Since landing here in the month of June , I have been becoming more & more evil each passing day. The amount negativity the environment infuses in me & in turns in this blog is unreal.

Considering my major audience is from USA where life is considerably good. I want you to unfollow me Now. I am the evil you want to avoid. It is disease & it is contagious. If I were you , I would not have come within 100 miles radius of this blog. Self destruction is in progress.

You can block me incase you think you would stumble on my blog by mistake. Don’t take chance. You don’t have to see slumdog spitting poison. It is not great sight and not great use of your time. Also, if you see me commenting on your blog then report me as a spam. Or just block me. That would be great.  Get rid of this negativity once for all.

This is my battle. I don’t want another person to be affected by this shit.  That is it. I hope not to see again. Just because I care for you . Remember that Be Positive Get Set GO !